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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?

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(440): View more from Ohio

i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.

(440): View more from Ohio

I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....

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(805): View more from California

We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year

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(619): View more from California

I called you last night? What did I say??

(707): View more from California

That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.

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