It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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