maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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