what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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