Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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