The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
