you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
