i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
