I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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