I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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