would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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