have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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