no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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