But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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