Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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