Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he was CRYING into my vagina
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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