doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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