I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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