i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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