a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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