I'm lost and stupid without you.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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