it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
