Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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