He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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