he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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