jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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