It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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