ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
