After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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