I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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