You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I looked at my own cervix.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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