So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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