Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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