I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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