brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do vagina's smell?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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