So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Small penises have feelings too.
you would pick up someone in the library
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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