I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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