I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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