I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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