If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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