kristin has been a bad kristin
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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