she was so not down for the gang bang
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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