She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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