I want to walk on stilts...naked
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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