You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
