shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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