She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm always down for nudity.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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