Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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