Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
