I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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