We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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