Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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