ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
These tits shall not be calmed
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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