He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
