we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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