Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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