brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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