FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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